FAVORITE SANTANA QUOTES
“That song was so depressing. I may actually be dead right now.”
“Everything about you screams virgin. You’re about as sexy as a Cabbage Patch Kid. It’s exhausting to look at you. ”
“Well, congratulations. Normally you dress like a fantasy of a perverted Japanese business man with a very dark specific fetish but I actually dig this look. Yay.”
”You have weird, puffy pyramid nipples. They look like they’re filled with custard. You could dust them with powdered sugar and they could pass for some sort of dessert.”
”Only straight I am is straight-up bitch.”
”Look, maybe Rachel’s fine with having an enormous beak. Maybe she needs it to crack hard seeds.”
